Here’s a website I found that has a funny phrase generator for art critiques.
The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator – so you need never again feel at a loss for pithy commentary or savvy “insights.” Use this marvelous tool to amaze and confound friends and colleagues. Don’t miss this opportunity to menace and dumbfound professors and artists emeriti!
This is a must have for anyone even thinking about talking about artwork!
have fun, but don’t get too carried away!!!